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Shocking Story

He grabbed me around my slender neck;
I couldn't cry or scream.
He dragged me to his dingy room,
Where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap,
And gazed upon my form.
I was cold, damp and bare,
While he was hot and warm.
His fervent lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today;
That's why you find me here.
A broken bottle, thrown away,
That once was filled with BEER!