||A poem by George Arnold
||A disturbing tale of abduction and
|Two Old Maids
||Another old ladies in a bar joke
||The man who invented beer - a song
||Yet another "walked into a bar"
||Ever wonder if the 'beer goggles'
effect could be reduced to a formula? If so, you are probably
as geeky as your host.
||Is that what they mean by 'lawnmower
||Coulda used a snorkel
of Sloppy Thinking
||Beer lovers, lost at sea
||Pete Seeger's song makes mention of
||The song by Sammy Edwards - a protest
||The Ellis Parker Butler Poem - originally
published in Snappy Stories.
||Copied out from a piece of old sheet
music; it is meant to be sung to the tune of "Bold Privateer"
||If you have ever wondered how best
to quantify the persistence and severity of a hangover, we have
help for you.
||To beer or not to beer, that is the
|Texan in Ireland
||Some skills we are not even aware
we have until challenged
||Stick to beer - hard liquor bears
a cost that is sometimes too great a price to pay
||A song sung byFrodo - taken from The
Lord of the Rings
||A traditional drinking song - perhaps
an early example of advertising claiming great things of a product.
|Litany of Beer
||Beer is the mindkiller
||Flammable beer is Japanese nightclub
||A short collection of short drinking
||She can't have just decided to stop
||Ned has a bad fall
||Sometimes it is best to dissemble
||Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe...
|3 Little Pigs
||Everyone has their particular function
- even a pig
||They must be from Milwaukee
||What her drink tells you
||Police warn all male clubbers,
party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay
cautious when offered a drink from a woman.
Beer Bill of Rights
||Requirements for providing
the citizenship with adequate access to beer.
||For protection of consumers
Stages of Drunkeness
||Being drunk is not an
either/or condition: in fact, there are five distinct stages.
||UK Edition - Evidently, folks of the
empire feel the need for more closely defined drunkeness
Beer Philosophy of Life
||No matter how full your
||A variety of toasts related
|| Classic normisms
The "Beer Me" Diet
|| Lose weight with beer!
warning! requires consumption of "light" beer
Thoughts on Beer
|| Frequently updated quotes
about beer and drinking
|| Trivia tidbits - this
file is likely to continue growing as I continue to gather more
trivia on the subject of beer and brewing
||Another very good scientific
reason that drinking beer is good for you and makes you smarter.
10 Reasons Beer is Better Than Religion
|| If you need reasons,
here they are.
to Serve Beer at Work
|| In case you need to rationalize
getting drunk on the job.
|| At last: help for barflys
|| Is it true that beer
contains large amounts of female hormones?
||Is this the nastiest stuff in the
world or what?